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Blitzkrieg1701, November 1st, 2011, 10:29 pm

No, I have NO idea what a "Can of Beard" is, and I don't think any of us want to find out what (or why) one is.

Anyway, you gotta feel sorry for Dr. Jarre, slinking off like that. Left to languish in the dark, murky backstage of the comic until I get around to using her again. Hope she says Hi to Stilez and Tax while she's back there.

Well, at least Trigger was polite enough to say thank you. Always the gentleman, that one.

Oh hey, in case you missed it on the forums, there's a neat new addition to the fan art page!

And, as always, there's a new page of The Killer Station of Deadly Doom waiting if you vote for Far Out There on TWC!

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Bartimaeus (Guest), November 4th, 2011, 2:41 am

Well, now that you've said we don't want to know what it does, chances are we'll see it—

Blitzkrieg1701, November 4th, 2011, 12:07 pm

Actually, I just needed to write SOMETHING on the can, and those were the first words that came to mind... except now you've got me thinking about it, so who knows? (NOW look what you did!)

Call Me TOM (Guest), November 4th, 2011, 3:21 pm

A can of beard a day helps keep a smooth face away!

reynard61, November 4th, 2011, 7:23 pm

"Can of Beard"
Would the diet version be "Can of Stubble"? Or even "Can of Shaved"?

Blitzkrieg1701, November 4th, 2011, 8:43 pm

"Can of Goatee - half the calories!"

aqua (Guest), November 4th, 2011, 8:46 pm

can of beard
There is a serum that promotes the growth and luster of hair. This serum is diluted and sold as a beverage. there have been several different variations on the formula that have allowed for customization of its effects, examples include changing color of hair, instant hair styling, temporary disguises and of course there is 'CAN of BEARD' which focuses on facial hair below the mouth.

<Side-Effects may include itchiness, magnificent mustaches, out of control growth of body hair, rash, hives, ingrown hairs, ingrown beard, change of hair color, headaches, baldness, growth of fur, ingrown fur.>*

*either written in size 1 font or spoken in ultra fast voice.
so what do you think of that explanation? I think ingrown fur sounds like the worst side-effect ever

Blitzkrieg1701, November 4th, 2011, 11:45 pm

Well, it's certainly more appetizing than the first thing that popped into MY mind: a can stuffed full of wads of body hair.

Also, I find myself possessed with the sudden urge to make a "Can of Bead" T-shirt design, or at least an ad.

fluffy22, November 5th, 2011, 2:26 am

Nice list of side effects. The growth of fur wouldn't be much of a side effect though, IMO, although ingrown fur would be.

Seros Senric (Guest), November 5th, 2011, 7:02 am


Incentive is amusing. Ichabod reminds me of myself there.

The comic, I think most of the stuff about canned beards has already been said.
Although the second panel is at least two different kinds of awesome.

Blitzkrieg1701, November 5th, 2011, 4:02 pm


Also, I do love how it's the most random, off the cuff things that spark the most discussion.

Mini-Mimi (Guest), November 16th, 2011, 1:01 am

It's like spray-on hair! Just shake it up, point it at your face, and pop the top!!! (Totally a useful prank to pull on any female member of the human race! *~v^*)

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