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Layla would willingly stick her face into the world's largest thumbtack collection if doing so would prevent a cute little boy from being disappointed
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Blitzkrieg1701, January 26th, 2018, 11:37 am

Well, it's immediately after a Conventional Wisdom update, and even a partial update means I've been on a sleep cycle that involves neither of those two things for a while now. And, as always, it decided to catch up with me right in the middle of a Far Out There update. It took a medically unsound amount of caffeine AND several power naps just to get a half-finished version of this page up by noon (-ish). So, as is my wont in these situations, I'm slapping text onto what I've already got, and the final version should be up sometime later tonight. I DID manage to get the new Voting Incentive up before things started shutting down in my brain, though, so at least ONE thing around here isn't completely and utterly late all the time.

I should really say SOMETHING about the actual comic itself rather than just the making thereof... but I think we all knew where this was going, right?

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Darius Drake (Guest), January 27th, 2018, 5:58 am

@ Comic: Looks like the real way to get the Super Stupendous Justice Heros Club to do things that aren't as dangerous is to get an attractive, slightly-older girl to pay attention to them and their club.

@ Incentive: How does the second "Free" in "Philip Freeman Signature FREE-Themed Cereal" (All in caps to help specify which free I mean). Is the cereal itself theme-free? Or is it just that it's the rejected cereal that tastes so fowl that packaging it up and giving it away is cheaper than either keeping it or disposing it?

If it's the second one, it probably still tastes better than Moral Superiority O's. Of course, what happens when you put full-fat milk into Moral Superiority O's? Does it reject the milk, cause it to ignite or something else that it doesn't when pouring Moral Superiority Cereal Liquid on them?

Blitzkrieg1701, January 27th, 2018, 7:42 am

That's a pretty fool-proof way to get adolescent boys to do ANYTHING.

And would you believe that box was supposed to say "TREE-Themed" before my sloppy handwriting made the T look like an F?

Stonefoot, January 27th, 2018, 10:52 am

Moral superiority trumps allllllll
You are quickly suffused by the virtue you are gaining by taking the harm on yourself, humbly saving thoughtless others from their folly. You can save even more poor ignorant souls by drinking a glass of milk as you eat the Moral Superiority O's carefully drowned in 151 proof rum.

That last would probably be your breakfast on the 3rd day of the convention (or later if it's longer) eaten (drunk?) at some random time because you've not yet slept since you got to the hotel. If you have enough still-functioning brain cells to find it the best place to eat breakfast would be sitting on the floor in the middle of the lobby.

Darius Drake (Guest), January 29th, 2018, 3:02 am

@ Blitz: Yes, yes I would. That would actually explain why there's what looks to be a psudo-fake pine forest in the background. Also, this is Far Out There. Both a Free-Themed and a Tree-Themed Cereal are things that would exist in this world.

Now to make up something to explain how the Free-Themed Cereal works, specifically due to it being a typo. Let's see... it takes the shape of buy-one-get-one-free deal items, from the most common to the least, with buy-two-get-a-third-free deals being represented half the regularity of buy-one-get-one. Due to that, much of the cereal is in the shape of clothing, with other things such as different shaped boxes making up a decent part of the rest.

Blitzkrieg1701, January 29th, 2018, 8:39 am

Now I'm imagining "Theme-Free Cereal"

Tired of breakfast cereals loaded with unhealthy shapes and fattening logos? Looking for a cereal with a refreshing lack of conceptual identity? Try new Theme-Free Cereal! Now with 100% less branding!

Darius Drake (Guest), January 29th, 2018, 8:58 pm

@ Blitz: It it has 100% less branding, then it'll just be reconstituted oatmeal pieces in a pile with a sign showing out of the top. The reconstitution was done so that the oatmeal could be easily eaten even while dry, or just by pouring cold milk on it, without issue. It's theme-free because it isn't even oatmeal anymore!

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