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Comics - page 1139 - well now I'm hungry - August 20th, 2019, 9:42 am

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"I heard about supermodels and people like that eating this kind of stuff, so I just knew someone as pretty as you would like it!"
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Blitzkrieg1701, August 20th, 2019, 9:42 am

YAY! Another page up before noon! ...that's only a rough draft this time, but I figured you didn't really NEED to see Tabitha covered in several pictures of guacamole for the joke to land, so might as well not hold things up while I do that. Check back sometime this afternoon for the finished draft.

And just in case you need some context, Layla has repeatedly been confirmed as the single biggest carnivore in all of Far Out There, so she'd probably take an entirely-non-meat meal as a personal insult. I WOULD link to that one Voting Incentive where she has, like, an Every Single Meat Ever pizza, but any time I spend tracking down that page in the Incentive Gallery is time I'm not getting this page finished... and rest assured, it absolutely would take a LOT of time. I'm terrible at remembering what Incentive is where.

On that note, I must sadly report that there's still no new Incentive yet, but I AM close to clearing the deck of other stuff, so please bear with me on this, folks!

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Darius Drake (Guest), August 20th, 2019, 7:12 pm

...you gave a carnivore a hyper-vegan burger substitute. Great idea.

Blitzkrieg1701, August 20th, 2019, 8:27 pm

In fairness to Tabitha, food doesn't seem to be a very high priority to her (the implication being that she's so skinny because she gets so wrapped up in experiments that she just straight up forgets to eat) so it wouldn't be THAT out of character if it didn't occur to her that some people just straight up don't like certain things.

Darius Drake (Guest), August 20th, 2019, 8:58 pm

@ Blitz: Between not eating due to experiments, and the results of her father's attempts at cooking, how has she not starved to death, or otherwise suffer from malnutrition? Is her mother's cooking that godlike, or does she usually get take out robo-delivered?

Blitzkrieg1701, August 21st, 2019, 2:48 am

She probably keeps emergency rations stashed in random places for an emergency boost of nutrition whenever she gets woozy. You know, some sort of Space Marine surplus MREs that probably taste like death but can keep a person functioning for days at a time.

...but really, her Mom is probably the one who keeps the entire Caligari clan alive, in multiple ways.

Darius Drake (Guest), August 21st, 2019, 3:25 am

@ Blitz: Are we ever actually going to see her? Because I have three theories. The first is "Brain in a Jar", the second is "Perfect Housewife Material", and the third is "Businesswoman of Superhuman Success".

"Brain in a Jar" is self explanatory, she lost her body a while ago to something, probably whatever set her husband off on his Mad Science profanity, and became a woman who's head lives in a jar.

"Perfect Housewife Material" is basically the 1960's TV version of a motherly individual. Always nice, smiling, keeping everything in line by gentle prodding, and looking after everything even when nobody else notices.

"Businesswoman of Superhuman Success" is actually the one that doesn't fit FOT's Business World. Namely, while Tabitha's Mother is always working and rarely home, she's still able to keep track of nearly everything happening at home, while being indispensable to her workplace, and paid accordingly.

Blitzkrieg1701, August 21st, 2019, 8:12 am

It's funny you should mention that, actually, because that new TWC Voting Incentive series I wanna do next will- *WORLD'S MOST INTENSE TONGUE BITING*

Darius Drake (Guest), August 21st, 2019, 6:48 pm

@ Blitz: You're thinking of having all the character's who have never shown their face, have changed their face, or do not have a normal human face, being given normal human faces? Like "the most important person in the galaxy", and, I can't remember if we've seen the "second most important person in the galaxy". And, of course, Tabitha's Mother.

...New theory, is Tabitha's Mother "The Most Important Person in the Galaxy"?

Blitzkrieg1701, August 23rd, 2019, 7:13 am

So far we haven't seen any higher than the 3rd Most Important Person, Frank. At one point, I'd actually toyed with the idea of having the 1st and possibly also 2nd Most Important People be locked away in cryogenic suspension or something even more ominous "for their own safety" ...but I eventually decided that would be a bit too dark.

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